Sunday, September 26, 2010

Pet Riddles

1) What's difference between Coco-cola and a cat washing itself ?

One is the pause that refreshes; the other refreshers its paws

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2) Whats the difference between cat and a comma ?

One means "pause at the end of a clause"; the other means "claws at the ends of paws"!

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3) What animal has the head of a cat,the tail of a cat,and the ways of a cat,but isn't a cat ?

A kitten

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4) When is the dogs tail not a dog's tail ?

When it's a waggin(a Wagon)!

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