1) What's difference between Coco-cola and a cat washing itself ?
One is the pause that refreshes; the other refreshers its paws
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2) Whats the difference between cat and a comma ?
One means "pause at the end of a clause"; the other means "claws at the ends of paws"!
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3) What animal has the head of a cat,the tail of a cat,and the ways of a cat,but isn't a cat ?
A kitten
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4) When is the dogs tail not a dog's tail ?
When it's a waggin(a Wagon)!
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