Monday, September 27, 2010

Pet Bird Jokes

1) What kind of weather excites a pet duck ?

Of Course, fowl weather !

2) Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy ?

The Canary Islands

3) What holiday is strictly observed by all birds ?

Feathers Day 

4) How do you stop a 10 pound parrot from talking too much ?

Buy a 20 pound pussy cat

5) Where can birds play proffessional baseball?

In the mynah leagues

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