1st mailman : A dog bit me on the leg this morning !
2nd mailman : Did you put anything on it ?
1st mailman : No, he liked it plain !
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Which Pets are most Musical ?
Trumpets !
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Which pets are always found lying around the house ?
Carpets
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Which pet is a librarians best friend ?
Cat-alouge
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Whats worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis
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Which pet snakes do very well in arithematic?
The adders
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