Saturday, October 9, 2010

Hillarious Halloween Jokes

1) What Halloween treat is never on time?


2) Where do candied apples volunteer?

In the peace core

3) What does a skeleton eat at a picnic?

Barbecued ribs

4) What are they serving for dessert on Halloween this year?

I Scream and cake

5) What's a tasty treat at cementries?

Straw-burries and cream

6) Why couldn't the witch stay on vacation?

There wasn't any broom at the hotel

7) where do ghosts go for baked beans?


8) Wheredo vampires fly to for a vacation by the  sea?

Cape Cod

9) What do Australian ghosts hunt with?


10) Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have lot of spirit

11) What do you call it when Halloween spirits rob a bank?

A polter - heist

12) What do old spirits do when they retire?

They move to a ghost town.

13) What do you call ghosts born during world war II ?

Baby Boooooomers

14) What do you do when a pumpkin arrives at your house for dinner?

Offer him a seed in the living room.

15) How does a ghost get into a house?

It uses a spook -key

16) Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?

 It's good for the bones.

17) Why do vampires drink blood?

 Because Tea and coffee keeps them awake all day

18) Why did the ghost go to the doctor?

 To get his boo-ster shot

19) When does a ghost need a license?

 During "haunting" season.

20) How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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