1) What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?
(3) Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!
(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.
(6) A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
Because ‘CAT-BURIES’ Bournvita
(7) 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ‘Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam…’ And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
(8) What is the fastest thing we type?
Our Password
(9) What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
(10) What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your Name
Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?
(3) Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!
(4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.
(6) A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
Because ‘CAT-BURIES’ Bournvita
(7) 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ‘Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam…’ And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
(8) What is the fastest thing we type?
Our Password
(9) What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
(10) What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your Name
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