Flowers from Keukenhof Garden

This photos are from Tulip Garden Amsterdam. The garden is incredibly beautiful.That is the only place in the world where you can see so many flowers at one place and feel like being in the gardens of Paradise.I just could not stop clicking on my camera on the boundless landscaped tulips gardens.

Pet Bird Jokes

1) What kind of weather excites a pet duck ?

Of Course, fowl weather !

2) Which vacation spot will really make your pet bird sing for joy ?

The Canary Islands

3) What holiday is strictly observed by all birds ?

Feathers Day 

4) How do you stop a 10 pound parrot from talking too much ?

Buy a 20 pound pussy cat

5) Where can birds play proffessional baseball?

In the mynah leagues

Pet Riddles

1) What's difference between Coco-cola and a cat washing itself ?

One is the pause that refreshes; the other refreshers its paws

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2) Whats the difference between cat and a comma ?

One means "pause at the end of a clause"; the other means "claws at the ends of paws"!

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3) What animal has the head of a cat,the tail of a cat,and the ways of a cat,but isn't a cat ?

A kitten

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4) When is the dogs tail not a dog's tail ?

When it's a waggin(a Wagon)!

Pet Jokes

1st mailman : A dog bit me on the leg this morning !

2nd mailman : Did you put anything on it ?

1st mailman : No, he liked it plain !

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 Which Pets are most Musical ?

 Trumpets !

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Which pets are always found lying around the house ?

Carpets

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Which pet is a librarians best friend ?

Cat-alouge

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Whats worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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Which pet snakes do very well in  arithematic?

The adders

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE !

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE  ATTITUDE :

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your  PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?

HAVE A GREAT DAY

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Singh was mowing his front yard when his neighbour Banta Singh came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox.He opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later, he came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house he went.

As the Santa singh was getting ready to edge the lawn, the banta singh came out again. Hemarched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions, santa singh asked banta singh, “Is something wrong?”

Banta Singh replied, “There certainly is! My   stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!”

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED?

                 And the best comes last . . .  

 

Disclaimer

 The characters in the jokes in this blog are purely fictional, and are not intended to represent any individual either living or dead. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.